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Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-PG
Rating: 7
Carl gives the biggest game of the year his official insultalysis.
Expiration Date: 01/18/2020 | Rated: TV-PG
Rating: 8
Carl goes two for one this week as he gives fashion its due consideration in the San Francisco / Atlanta and Baltimore / New England matchups this Sunday.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-PG
Rating: 8
Carl discusses his MMA physique and pulls back the curtain on the myth of "jetlag."
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-PG
Rating: 7
Carl reviews Black Monday's firings and why they all deserved it.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-PG
Rating: 7
The coming apocalypse calls for a sacrificial ceremony because Carl can't lock it in worth crap.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-PG
Rating: 7
If only football players doubled as contortionists, there would be fewer injuries.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-PG
Rating: 7
Carl's got one hand swaying with a lighter and the other clutching an omelet of sweet broken eggs.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-PG
Rating: 7
Carl and his lips are thankful to know that a man can't always be responsible for what happens with his feet.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-PG
Rating: 8
Carl picks apart the issue of head injury with the authority of a recipient.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-PG
Rating: 8
With the poor economy taken into account, Carl accepts the sucky NFL coaches to prevent a blackhole from sucking up his flooded mobile home.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-PG
Rating: 8
When it comes to the lock, Carl will not be deterred by a waist-high toxic river in his "living room."
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-PG
Rating: 8
Carl breaks down New York's catch-22 and gives the world the gift of "Carling."
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-PG
Rating: 9
Unbeknownst to some, Carl has a literate side, and he wants to tell you the true Baltimore score, and the Ray Lewis sore, evermore.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-PG
Rating: 8
Drew Brees does not impress Carl. Nor should he impress you. You kids with your pads and your helmets.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-PG
Rating: 7
Icing the kicker? Don't make Carl laugh. You wouldn't like him when he's laughy.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-PG
Rating: 8
Carl protests the detestable performance of replacement referees by undertaking a lock-strike.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-PG
Rating: 7
Carl discusses the importance of time management on Monday nights and how any coach can (and should) apply the film career of Tom Berenger to their technique.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-PG
Rating: 7
Carl gives a rundown of last week's winners and losers and predicts Ohio's big showdown victor for this weekend.