Peter wins a week long maid service after going on a game show. As the week comes to a close, Peter plots to create a massive mess for his maid Joan to clean up. Sparks collide between the maid Joan and Quagmire. After courting Joan briefly, Quagmire decides that he's in love. He proposes and she accepts. Quagmire is pulled away from his friends leaving them all distraught. He soon realizes that he's made a mistake. The boys launch a plan to get Quagmire out of his marriage by faking his own death. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes possessive of Lois as she attempts to wean him off of her breast milk. Just as he kicks his addiction to his mother, she confesses that she has missed their bonding.