The family takes Brian to the vet where Peter befriends a parrot, and Chris meets a beautiful intern named Anna. Peter and his new sidekick, Adrian Beaky, team up with some of Peter's old fishing buddies to form a rowdy gang of pirates. They terrorize Quahog with a healthy mix of debauchery and hilarity. Meanwhile, Chris and Anna start to date. Things go well until Peter gives Chris some "fatherly" advice about women. Chris humiliates Anna and she runs off crying. Chris, realizing his mistake, makes one last-ditch effort to win her back (much to the chagrin of Brian's face).