How do we celebrate Valentine's Day here at Adult Swim? Well, that's easy: with pink cupcakes, a secret cupid card exchange, a sacrificial lamb slaughtering, the Sexual Inadequacies Crossfire Challenge, a vote for Least Likely To Find a Soul Mate, a vote for Least Likely to Have a Soul, the I'll Die Alone Costume Contest, Super-Soaker Bile Tag, a good cry, mutual disgust, and group therapy. Come join us, won't you?
It's disheartening to see a love as strong as this destroyed by financial stress.
Love can be found everywhere you look. So make sure you look very carefully before you eat anything.
Ah, bachelorhood. Security and companionship are not enough for a man like Carl to give up such a satisfying and beautiful adventure as this.
When you dare to love, you're putting yourself out there. It can be embarrassing and confusing. And Larry may threaten to cut you into little pieces.
A romance with all of the classic elements: laser Zeppelin in Akron, a dump truck full of circus peanuts, a vicious ass-kicking and masturbating in a hotel.