How do we celebrate Valentine's Day here at Adult Swim? Well, that's easy: with pink cupcakes, a secret cupid card exchange, a sacrificial lamb slaughtering, the Sexual Inadequacies Crossfire Challenge, a vote for Least Likely To Find a Soul Mate, a vote for Least Likely to Have a Soul, the I'll Die Alone Costume Contest, Super-Soaker Bile Tag, a good cry, mutual disgust, and group therapy. Come join us, won't you?
The Bread Harrity Love Triangle
The merciless sexual magnetism of uncircumcised, children's song-smith Bread Harrity is at the heart of this complex, but all-too-familiar relationship.
Myron and Norlisa
Those three little words every woman wants to hear: don't touch me.
Jack and Rose
When words alone can't express what's in your heart, you must use acronyms.
Profile 993 and the World at Large
Online games have opened up a whole new world of romance for men with tiny penises.
Chris and Herbert
Luckily for Herbert, there is no equivalent of Dateline in the Outer Rim planets.
