Remember that time when salmonella got into your bloodstream and you were in the hospital and got an awesome sponge bath from a totally hot nurse? Well, she had a really engorged vagina and liked having sex with Klingons. Sorry to burst your bubble.
We hear that when it gets hot, some people lust after female mimes. At least that’s what a friend told us.
When Star Fleet Command was made aware of what happened here today, they totally all popped boners.
Oy, don't worry about me, I'll just sit here in the dark having sex with this shiksa.
This is totally what a platonic relationship between hot straight girls is always like, right?
Known fact: all hot women are suckers for footie pajamas.