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Ten Oddest Childrens Hospital Sex Moments

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Remember that time when salmonella got into your bloodstream and you were in the hospital and got an awesome sponge bath from a totally hot nurse? Well, she had a really engorged vagina and liked having sex with Klingons. Sorry to burst your bubble.

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We hear that when it gets hot, some people lust after female mimes. At least that’s what a friend told us.

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When Star Fleet Command was made aware of what happened here today, they totally all popped boners.

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Oy, don't worry about me, I'll just sit here in the dark having sex with this shiksa.

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This is totally what a platonic relationship between hot straight girls is always like, right?

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