Remember that time when salmonella got into your bloodstream and you were in the hospital and got an awesome sponge bath from a totally hot nurse? Well, she had a really engorged vagina and liked having sex with Klingons. Sorry to burst your bubble.
Clown Sex
We hear that when it gets hot, some people lust after female mimes. At least that’s what a friend told us.
Nerd Sex
When Star Fleet Command was made aware of what happened here today, they totally all popped boners.
Rabbi Sex
Oy, don't worry about me, I'll just sit here in the dark having sex with this shiksa.
Female Bonding Sex
This is totally what a platonic relationship between hot straight girls is always like, right?
Advanced Aging Disease Sex
Known fact: all hot women are suckers for footie pajamas.
