Remember that time when salmonella got into your bloodstream and you were in the hospital and got an awesome sponge bath from a totally hot nurse? Well, she had a really engorged vagina and liked having sex with Klingons. Sorry to burst your bubble.
Tip: before going to the hospital, make sure that your HMO covers invisible saxophone players.
Sure, your girlfriend "lives in the spirit realm" -- heard it a million times.
A valuable reminder that the physically disabled can still provide perfectly good handjobs.
Sexy hot dog totally puts out.
Women say they want a guy with a good sense of humor, but really, they want a guy who likes looking at engorged vaginas.