01 – He's Not the Messiah, He's the DJ
Lucy is just a normal young woman who also happens to be the antichrist. Keeping her father out of her affairs gets trickier upon discovering the heavenly beats of DJ Jesus.
02 – Escapeoke
The Devil buys a restaurant chain in order to speed the "Atacolypse." Tensions mount with the appearance of the Special Clergy and DJ Jesus. Might a karaoke duet of a Benatar classic cool heads?
03 – Dildo Factory
Devil or not, it's hard to hear of your daughter's love of dildos. Lucy seeks to infiltrate her father's sex toy wonderland while Jesus tries to perfect his Jesus Christ pose.
04 – Temptasia
Burning Man awaits its turntable savior but the Devil wants to harsh everyone's mellow by leading DJ Jesus into temptation.
05 – Terry the Teratoma
Jesus' novel rattles Lucy, Becky, and the Special Clergy's book club. The Devil plans mischief with the aid of Terry, a tumor spouting hair, teeth, and a healthy libido.
06 – Human Sacrifice
Lured to one of those Eyes Wide Shut "parties," DJ Jesus better seriously dig through his crates if he wants to skip getting sacrificed (again).
07 – Busboy
Senator Whitehead's sex offender son brings a whole new level of ick to Lucy's life. DJ Jesus would help but he's busy with his latest trick: turning food into animals.
08 – The Special Fathers vs. The Vampire Altar Boys
When vampires cause a spate of bloody necks, the Special Clergy must learn that not everything taking place in the Blade cinematic universe is legit.
09 – Dreamster
A soothing device lulls DJ Jesus and Father Cantalupi into a dream state, where the Devil preys upon their phobias, Freddy Krueger style. Can Lucy slap Jesus to safety?
10 – Satan's School For Girls
When an old school proves to be haunted, DJ Jesus must reconsider the venue to complete his re-remix. Do great acoustics trump ghosts with bleeding eyes?
11 – Monster
In the epic finale, a monster is on the loose. Who can capitalize on this catastrophe the most: the Devil, DJ Jesus, the Special Fathers, or the Pope?