01 - H.G. Wells’ Scary Monster Contest!
Frankenstein’s creature enters the pageant circuit.
02 - Jules Verne’s Monster Rally Run!
Dr. Frankenstein enters a road race through time to impress his wife.
03 - HP Lovecraft’s Vagina!
Dr. Frankenstein and his wife swap roles to prove a point.
04 - Robert Louis Stevenson’s Belushi!
John Belushi drinks Dr. Jekyll’s potion, turning him into an unthinkable monster.
05 - Bram Stoker’s Loudmouths!
Dr. Frankenstein schemes to rid the world of vampires once and for all.
06 - Victor Hugo’s Identity!
The Creature asks for the original owners of his patchwork body parts to be brought back to life.
07 - Hyralius, Mutant Monster!
Japan enlists Dr. Frankenstein to defeat a racist monster.
08 - Gaston Leroux’s Je Ne Sais Quoi!
Dr. Frankenstein clones himself to better admire... himself.
09 - Edgar Allen Poe’s Jesus!
The Grim Reaper asks Jesus for advice on efficient murder.
10 - Franz Kafka’s Jealousy!
The invisible man accidentally exposes himself to a little girl.
01 - LBJFK
Lyndon Baines Johnson wants to put his brain in JFK’s corpse.
02 - Attack of the Were-Lawrence
The Wolfman wishes he was dead.
03 - Heal Hitler
Adolph Hitler wants to stop hating the Jews.
04 - Death
The Grim Reaper comes for Dr. Frankenstein’s elderly, mortal children.
05 - (John) Thomas Jefferson
Thomas Jefferson wants Barack Obama’s penis. No, not in that way.