Expiration Date: 06/16/2013 | Rated: TV-MA
Skwisgaar is to host the Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Hand Finger Wizard Master Class Pay Per View Event, to promote the sales of a new guitar line, which includes the Skwisarmyatar, and the Antfarmatar.
Expiration Date: 06/09/2013 | Rated: TV-MA
In a last-ditch scramble for tax breaks, Dethklok agrees to host an event with the London Philharmonic, but only under one condition: Dethklok gets to produce their own kind of laser light show. They've also taken in a distempered fat kid they found, and must juggle the responsibilities of parenting while upholding their charitable agreement.
Expiration Date: 06/02/2013 | Rated: TV-MA
Dethklok has opened up their home for their annual Dethfan Day. Dethklok continues with their "normal" everyday activities (like liver transplant surgery and scrubbing toilets) while fans are ushered around the house, guided by an animated skull and a maze of velvet rope. Dethklok finds themselves in a sticky situation when two Internet geeks threaten to bring down Dethklok with their advanced Photoshopping skills.
Expiration Date: 05/26/2013 | Rated: TV-MA
Pickles reunites with his old hair band, "Snakes 'N' Barrels", which has the rest of Dethklok worried that their drummer may leave them. When the ten-years-sober "Snakes 'N' Barrels" are given experimental psychotropic drugs before their performance, the result is something beyond brutal.
Expiration Date: 05/22/2013 | Rated: TV-MA
Dethklok joins their own Dethklok tribute band as a last ditch effort to connect with their rock and roll roots.
Expiration Date: 05/22/2013 | Rated: TV-MA
After a near-death experience, Dethklok realizes they would rather be sick and not know then face the brutality of going to a doctor. After home remedies including drinking bleach, Dethklok learns that their ultimate fear will be realized, one of them has a terminal illness. Meanwhile Nathan tries to brave the brutality of going to the dentist and Murderface faces the possibility of being gay after accidentally ejaculating on a doctors face. Part of Season 3.
Expiration Date: 05/22/2013 | Rated: TV-MA V
Dethklok must experience the ultimate brutality of the Holiday season; spending time with their MOTHERS. Meanwhile Murderface ringleads the ultimate Christmas special that ends up being backed by the Christian church. And a particular ROCK AND ROLL clown makes a holiday appearance. Part of season 3.
Expiration Date: 05/22/2013 | Rated: TV-MA
Toki falls head over heals for a girl he meets online. When things sour he tries to break it off and instead has to bear the brutality of being her date at her father's vegan funeral in 110 degree heat. Meanwhile Nathan experiences the brutality of dating a performance artist. And Murderface must attend a sexual harassment seminar after trying to match Skwisgaar's sexual prowess.
Expiration Date: 05/22/2013 | Rated: TV-MA
Murderface wants the easy life but still wants all the rewards. After the band decides to kick him out for making their jobs more difficult, Murderface realizes the EASIEST way to make BIG money is to start his own label to reap the all the "back end profits." He immediately signs a band of heroin thugs that torture him, create more work than he's ever done, and ruin his once easy life.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-MA
Nathan looks badass in ominous lighting. Oh, and Roy Cornickelson is dead.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-MA
Magnus Hammersmith gets under Dr. Rockzo's skin, er, face paint.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-MA
Charles Offdensen explains the truth about Salacia.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-MA
The secrets of The Church of the Black Klok are finally revealed. Also, Santa shows up.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-MA
Nathan has his fortune told by Gandalf.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-MA
C & N breaks the new of the Dethklok's last show.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-MA
At the podium, Nathan has a realization about life, love, and the pursuit of barf.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-MA
Offdensen and Dethklok incite the war against the Revengencers and things get stabby.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-MA
Dr. Rockzo gets his spandex in a knot. Watch the new Metalocalypse this Sunday, July 15 at 12:15am.