Expiration Date: 06/16/2013 | Rated: TV-MA
Skwisgaar is to host the Skwisgaar Skwigelf Advanced Hand Finger Wizard Master Class Pay Per View Event, to promote the sales of a new guitar line, which includes the Skwisarmyatar, and the Antfarmatar.
Expiration Date: 06/09/2013 | Rated: TV-MA
In a last-ditch scramble for tax breaks, Dethklok agrees to host an event with the London Philharmonic, but only under one condition: Dethklok gets to produce their own kind of laser light show. They've also taken in a distempered fat kid they found, and must juggle the responsibilities of parenting while upholding their charitable agreement.
Expiration Date: 06/02/2013 | Rated: TV-MA
Dethklok has opened up their home for their annual Dethfan Day. Dethklok continues with their "normal" everyday activities (like liver transplant surgery and scrubbing toilets) while fans are ushered around the house, guided by an animated skull and a maze of velvet rope. Dethklok finds themselves in a sticky situation when two Internet geeks threaten to bring down Dethklok with their advanced Photoshopping skills.
Expiration Date: 05/26/2013 | Rated: TV-MA
Pickles reunites with his old hair band, "Snakes 'N' Barrels", which has the rest of Dethklok worried that their drummer may leave them. When the ten-years-sober "Snakes 'N' Barrels" are given experimental psychotropic drugs before their performance, the result is something beyond brutal.
Expiration Date: 05/29/2013 | Rated: TV-MA
After an onslaught of paternity suits, Skwisgaar realizes he will never change until he quits the band to find his father who abandoned him before birth.Meanwhile, Dethklok realizes they all have father abandonment issues and Murderface decides to repair the damages by appointing himself "Band Father."
Expiration Date: 05/29/2013 | Rated: TV-MA
After Drunk driving HOVER DRUMS and causing billions in damage Pickles the drummer is thrown into rehab and his worst nightmares are realized when he is replaced- by a drum machine.
Expiration Date: 05/29/2013 | Rated: TV-MA
Toki tries to turn the life of his rock-and-roll clown friend, Dr. Rockzo, around by investing Dethklok's vacation fund into the ultimate Zazz Blammymatazz reunion. Everything goes smoothly until the media peers into Rockzo's past and discovers the clown's darkest secret. When we learn that Toki can't live without the clown, he recedes into a state of dark catatonia and Dethklok realizes that in order to save their bandmate Toki, they must save the clown.
Expiration Date: 05/29/2013 | Rated: TV-MA
While Dethklok's manager, Charles Offdensen, is absent cleaning up hundreds of problems caused by the band, Dethklok double books a gig--between Syria and Israel on the same day. The band acts out and Salacia and the TRIBUNAL ask why Offdensen faked his death.
Expiration Date: 05/29/2013 | Rated: TV-MA V
Despite his bandmates' warnings, Nathan begins seriously dating one of his fans. But as the evidence of her past piles up, to prove her innocence, he follows her to the most brutal place on earth: Klokikon - the annual Dethklok fan convention filled with cosplay geeks and homosexual fan art. Meanwhile, the rest of the band starts smoking after Murderface lands the cover of Smokaroonie Aficionado.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-MA
Nathan looks badass in ominous lighting. Oh, and Roy Cornickelson is dead.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-MA
Magnus Hammersmith gets under Dr. Rockzo's skin, er, face paint.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-MA
Charles Offdensen explains the truth about Salacia.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-MA
The secrets of The Church of the Black Klok are finally revealed. Also, Santa shows up.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-MA
Nathan has his fortune told by Gandalf.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-MA
C & N breaks the new of the Dethklok's last show.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-MA
At the podium, Nathan has a realization about life, love, and the pursuit of barf.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-MA
Offdensen and Dethklok incite the war against the Revengencers and things get stabby.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-MA
Dr. Rockzo gets his spandex in a knot. Watch the new Metalocalypse this Sunday, July 15 at 12:15am.