01 – Auto Erotic
F***van: grassroots success story or auto industry astroturfing? Louis LaFonda does not want to believe the answer on tonight’s Newsreaders.
02 – Hedge Fun
Riches, intrigue, scandal! On tonight’s episode of Newsreaders, Narge Hemingway gives us an exclusive look at the life of a disgraced billionaire.
03 – Hair Razing
The great tufted warbler: one of nature’s most noble creations. Tonight, we’ll reveal what an asshole it is.
04 – CCSI: Boston
On tonight’s Newsreaders, Amir LaRussa interviews a highly specific dog whisperer about child detectives.
05 – Gay Camp
Tonight on Newsreaders: Narge Hemingway interviews a man who channeled the raw emotion of his Mad Libs diary into a camp for gay youths.
06 – Fit Town, Fat Town
Hard work, really strong, no wordplay, fat f***s: discover more of mayor Vincent Gates' tips for staying thin on tonight’s Newsreaders.
07 – Unborn Again
Abortion: what’s up with that? Tonight, we’ll meet two men who almost certainly have no idea.
08 – 31-Up
Is seagull busting a real thing? Sadee Deenus takes us through the life of the only man who thinks so on tonight’s Newsreaders.
09 – Epic Fail
Racial profiling: veteran correspondent Skip Reming does not understand it. See the full interview tonight on Newsreaders.
10 – Jr. Newsreaders
Do better journalists come in smaller packages? Tonight: our own Louis LaFonda will try to deport anyone who thinks so.