Expiration Date: 06/04/2013 | Rated: TV-14 D
Debbie decides she wants to have a baby... now. She interviews all of the male crew members to see who would make the best father for her child. The men, of course, turn it into a childish competition. In the meantime, Stormy almost learns a valuable lesson in race relations... but doesn't, quite.
Expiration Date: 06/04/2013 | Rated: TV-14 L
After a huge explosion destroys Sealab, Stormy and Dr. Quinn are mysteriously transported 15 minutes into the past, which puts them in a position to save Sealab from being destroyed in the first place. But Captain Murphy imprisons them. And so Sealab is destroyed by another huge explosion and the vicious cycle continues.
Expiration Date: 05/28/2013 | Rated: TV-14 D
A news item about Django, the little monkey whose brain was transplanted into a robot body, plunges the crew into a lengthy debate on whether or not they would allow their brains to be put in robot bodies. Meanwhile, Sealab is in imminent danger of imploding, and Dr. Quinn is the only one onboard who seems to care.
Expiration Date: 05/28/2013 | Rated: TV-PG LV
Captain Murphy is horrified to discover that his beloved HappyCake Oven ("Makes real cupcakes!") is missing from Sealab. He orders his reluctant crew to search for it in a submersible, where a giant, killer squid attacks them. Meanwhile, Sparks continues his fiendish quest for world domination.
Expiration Date: 05/28/2013 | Rated: TV-14 L
No one will play with Captain Murphy. Bored and dejected, he starts a pirate radio station using Sealab's emergency radio beacon. As "Howling Mad" Murphy, his obnoxious humor (and soundtrack by The Knaves) catapults him to stardom. But the FCC is closing in on his signal--and this time, it's personal.
Expiration Date: 06/09/2030 | Rated: TV-14 LV
Stormy's favorite sitcom.
Expiration Date: 06/09/2028 | Rated: TV-14 LV
Kick that gay-ass orange juice to the curb. Eff YEAH!
Expiration Date: 06/09/2030 | Rated: TV-14 LV
Abelard has a final request.
Expiration Date: 06/09/2028 | Rated: TV-14 LV
Quinn debates the morality of euthanasia with one of the worst possible people in Sealab to talk to about it.
Expiration Date: 06/09/2030 | Rated: TV-14 LV
Riots break out over the debate to euthanize Abelard the Talking Whale.
Expiration Date: 06/09/2032 | Rated: TV-14 LV
Tonight's debate: whale suicide.
Expiration Date: 06/09/2032 | Rated: TV-14 LV
Dolphin Boy reveals his deep racism, thus creating yet another reason to hate him.
Expiration Date: 06/09/2026 | Rated: TV-14 LV
Quinn and Shanks investigate the disappearance of the water around Sealab. Debbie might be doing that too, but who cares?
Expiration Date: 06/09/2030 | Rated: TV-14 LV
Hesh puts the moves on Debbie.
Expiration Date: 06/09/2030 | Rated: TV-14 LV
Sparks sells off Sealab's oxygen tanks.
Expiration Date: 06/09/2028 | Rated: TV-14 LV
Shanks and Quinn rebuild the Deep Diver into an ass-kicking monster truck.
Expiration Date: 06/09/2030 | Rated: TV-14 LV
Quinn objects to Shanks' addition to Walking Tall V.
Expiration Date: 06/09/2030 | Rated: TV-14 LV
Debbie has a poignant and memorable moment of contact with alien life.