When Drinky Crow's girlfriend dies horribly, he decides to convert his grief into money at a marine theme park that specializes in sex, violence, and meta-humor.
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Expiration Date: 08/30/2012 | Rated: TV-MA
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In order to date his loathsome girlfriend without gagging, Drinky Crow tears out his eyes and replaces them with beer goggles.
Expiration Date: 08/30/2012 | Rated: TV-MA
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Drinky Crow's old girlfriend comes back into his life but is only interested in sex and slavery.
Expiration Date: 08/31/2012 | Rated: TV-MA
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Drinky Crow infuriates his brain by quitting drinking, Gabby dates a sexy French spy trapped in a cage, and a young syphilis with a lot to prove fights his bladder.
Expiration Date: 08/30/2012 | Rated: TV-MA
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Uncle Gabby dates a girl who is looking for a cheap thrill before her wedding night, while a harem of girls who can turn into a race car try to seduce Drinky Crow.
Expiration Date: 08/30/2012 | Rated: TV-MA
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When Drinky Crow's girlfriend dies horribly, he decides to convert his grief into money at a marine theme park that specializes in sex, violence, and meta-humor.
Expiration Date: 09/21/2012 | Rated: TV-MA
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Drinky Crow must solve two mysteries--where are the ship's rats coming from and where is the French spy DeBoursay hiding her atomic reactor? The two solutions are as surprising as they are disgusting.
Expiration Date: 09/21/2012 | Rated: TV-MA
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The sleazy Maakies bar becomes gentrified and Drinky Crow is inspired to commit many horrible and gruesome murders. Copious violence and slutty college girls abound!
Expiration Date: 09/21/2012 | Rated: TV-MA
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Drinky Crow befriends a hideous freak with Proteus syndrome on a suicide hotline, and Uncle Gabby resolves to steal him away for himself.
Expiration Date: 08/11/2012 | Rated: TV-MA
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Uncle Gabby gives Drinky Crow a hernia, and feels guilt for the first time in his life, so he orders an immense Monkey God from the internet.
Expiration Date: 09/21/2012 | Rated: TV-MA
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When Peace breaks out Drinky Crow discovers his girlfriend is expecting eggs, and joins a torture and revenge racket to make ends meet.
Expiration Date: 01/27/2030 | Rated: TV-MA V
Rating: 7
Drinky and Gabby return home from the war against the French, and Phoebe reveals a life-changing surprise to Drinky.
Expiration Date: 01/27/2028 | Rated: TV-MA V
Rating: 7
Gabby has flashbacks to the better days of killing indiscriminately.
Expiration Date: 01/27/2030 | Rated: TV-MA V
Rating: 8
Drinky Crow learns about the magical sacrifice of parenting and all the dreams it destroys.
Expiration Date: 01/27/2028 | Rated: TV-MA V
Rating: 6
Gabby searches for a job that requires his particular skills.
Expiration Date: 01/27/2028 | Rated: TV-MA V
Rating: 7
Gabby gets a job, but has trouble finding poetic and artistic ways to kidnap and murder people.
Expiration Date: 01/27/2030 | Rated: TV-MA V
Rating: 7
Phoebe reassures Drinky about his doubts on fatherhood, but Gabby provides an even more inspiring offer of violence and revenge.
Expiration Date: 01/27/2028 | Rated: TV-MA V
Rating: 6
Drinky helps Gabby kidnap a thief and a cleric.
Expiration Date: 01/27/2026 | Rated: TV-MA V
Rating: 7
In the midst of torturing three people to death, Drinky wonders if this is his chance to be a more loving person.
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