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Who's related? Which guy hates the one with the thing? And, most importantly, which characters have had sex with each other?
All of these questions and more are now easily answered by our infographic relationship map, including all of the lines, colors, and clickable talking heads needed to track the show's ever-increasing roster.
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Also, here are some joyously repetitious video montages we've assembled along the way because who doesn't like montages? Don't answer that, you'll just embarrass yourself.
We're even asking you to submit your own if that's your thing. And, for once, we actually do hope that's your thing.
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Expiration Date: 06/02/2013 | Rated: TV-14
Determined to honor the father he never knew, Jonas, Jr. converts Spider Skull Island into a Team Venture Museum. Unfortunately, he invited all of his father's surviving friends and enemies to the grand opening. There's nothing like a party to stir up decades worth of sibling rivalries, bitter regrets and half-forgotten hatreds.
Expiration Date: 06/02/2013 | Rated: TV-14
Dean's summer internship in New York City turns deadly when he learns his new employer harbors a dark secret. Meanwhile, Doc's newfound love of show tunes makes him an easy target for the newly re-formed Revenge Society.
Expiration Date: 06/02/2013 | Rated: TV-14
With Dean off to New York for a summer internship, Hank is forced by his father to get a job. But when the budding entrepreneur dons a fabled fedora to become a private dick, a tangled mystery of sex, lies, and dirty secrets lands right in his lap.
Expiration Date: 06/02/2013 | Rated: TV-14
Determined to honor the father he never knew, Jonas, Jr. converts Spider Skull Island into a Team Venture Museum. Unfortunately, he invited all of his father's surviving friends and enemies to the grand opening. There's nothing like a party to stir up decades worth of sibling rivalries, bitter regrets and half-forgotten hatreds.
Expiration Date: 06/02/2013 | Rated: TV-14
The Monarch makes his move on Dr. Venture, just as he's distracted by problems with zoning regulations. But how does Monstroso play in and what are his ultimate plans? And how does it all relate to Brock Samson and the mystery of Sphinx?
Expiration Date: 06/02/2013 | Rated: TV-14
Dr. Venture's therapy group, a collection of former Boy Adventurers (who have become failed adults), quickly fall back into their old habits when a mystery is literally dropped into their session. Meanwhile, Sgt. Hatred tries to overcome his own past when he's stuck in a movie theater crammed with kids. History is doomed to keep repeating itself if Hatred and Dr. Venture can't break their cycles.
Expiration Date: 06/02/2013 | Rated: TV-14
The semi-season opener finds Dr. Venture semi-paralyzed in a trauma-induced coma. Sgt. Hatred and the boys recruit the medical minds of Conjectural Technologies for the mystery diagnosis. Meanwhile, the Monarch is over the moon about his latest gadget, but it's driving a hot wedge in his relationships with his wife and henchmen.
Expiration Date: 06/02/2013 | Rated: TV-MA
Dr. Venture learns that a life with no arch enemy is not nearly so sweet when he finds himself besieged by C-list pretenders to the Monarch's throne, and his super-science business once again on the rocks. Despite the best efforts of family and friends, it will take the help of a dark and mysterious stranger to get Doc's life back on track--but could it cost him his soul?
Expiration Date: 06/02/2013 | Rated: TV-14
The Guild of Calamitous Intent comes under attack from an old foe with a new name, Revenge. Revenge's hunt for the all-powerful Orb brings the entire Guild to the front door of the Venture Compound, where they must face the combined might of Sgt. Hatred and Hank Venture.
Expiration Date: 06/02/2013 | Rated: TV-14
The men of Conjectural Technologies learn that success comes with a price when Billy is kidnapped by the mysterious and extra-creepy investors behind their recent windfall. But who is behind the investors? SPHINX would like to know.
Expiration Date: 06/01/2013 | Rated: TV-14
Dr. Venture isn't feeling himself lately...he's killing himself. Orpheus suspects it's an inside job and pries the Venture family from their touch football game to help him teach Doc the value of self-love.
Expiration Date: 05/22/2013 | Rated: TV-MA
Dr. Venture finally learns the secret of his recurring womb nightmares when a stomach tumor turns out to be something far more sinister.
Expiration Date: 05/22/2013 | Rated: TV-14 DLS
When Brock and Dr. Venture are kidnapped from the funeral of a college friend, the boys enlist the aid of the original Team Venture: a group of superscience adventurers who worked for their grandfather in the sixties.
Expiration Date: 05/22/2013 | Rated: TV-MA
The premiere episode finds Team Venture and friends struggling to pick up the pieces of their shattered lives and move on in the wake of Hank and Dean's violent and untimely deaths. While Doc searches for his soul in the far corners of the globe, Dr. Orpheus wallows in guilt, and a mullet-less Brock repairs his beloved Charger, The Monarch plots a daring prison break with the help of his fellow supervillainous inmates.
Expiration Date: 05/22/2013 | Rated: TV-MA
Aided by Henchmen 21, 24 and a ragtag band of roughneck new recruits, The Monarch attempts to rebuild his villainous empire and rekindle his relationship with Dr. Girlfriend. A showdown at the local shopping mall forces his hand, and as he struggles to choose between revenge and reconciliation amidst a sea of violence, a wounded Brock falls into the clutches of The Phantom Limb.
Expiration Date: 05/22/2013 | Rated: TV-14 DL
The Monarch is on trial for the one crime he may not have committed, under mysterious circumstances stemming from his bitter breakup with Dr. Girlfriend. The boys and Dr. Orpheus are forced to testify, but only Brock is aware that something far more sinister is afoot.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-14 DLSV
A full-on, get-you-up-to-speed-on-everything summation of the Ventureverse, brought to you by Henchman 21. Perfect for sending to friends who whine about watching all 55 episodes before Season 5 as you've suggested.
Expiration Date: 01/01/2020 | Rated: TV-14 DLSV
Venture Brothers returns to Adult Swim June 2 at Midnight.