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Here Comes the Glory
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Here Comes the Glory
Expiration Date: 11/07/2029 | Rated: TV-MA
Brace for impact. And back story.
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Someone Is Destroying the Rocky Mountains
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Someone Is Destroying the Rocky Mountains
Expiration Date: 11/07/2031 | Rated: TV-MA
President Stan gently eases the schoolchildren into the realities of this harsh world.
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Y'all a Bunch of Crazies
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Y'all a Bunch of Crazies
Expiration Date: 11/07/2027 | Rated: TV-MA
Mr. Ford helps jump the Xcaliber.
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Bon Jovi Friday
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Bon Jovi Friday
Expiration Date: 11/07/2027 | Rated: TV-MA
The Xtacles activate Alex, the Xcaliber's automated help program, to distract Jack so they can all have a party. And maybe if they have time, not get them all killed.
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Obviously a Terrorist Attack
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Obviously a Terrorist Attack
Expiration Date: 11/07/2027 | Rated: TV-MA
The Xtacles might be the only ones able to solve the latest crisis, if only they weren't drunk and if only they weren't responsible for it to begin with.
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Happy Bon Jovi Friday!
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Happy Bon Jovi Friday!
Expiration Date: 11/07/2029 | Rated: TV-MA
Ed learns some very disturbing things about his uniform.
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That Mountain's Asking For It
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That Mountain's Asking For It
Expiration Date: 11/07/2029 | Rated: TV-MA
Jack remains unconvinced of Alex's command strategy. Take that, mountain!
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Yeti Terrorists?
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Yeti Terrorists?
Expiration Date: 11/07/2031 | Rated: TV-MA
President Stan is highly impressed with the Xtacles' battle tactics. Alex isn't, but who cares; she's not real.
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A Great Day For Me
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A Great Day For Me
Expiration Date: 11/07/2031 | Rated: TV-MA
President Stan unveils the Stanument, which is desecrated in the ass.
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The President's Ass
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The President's Ass
Expiration Date: 11/07/2027 | Rated: TV-MA
Could a gorilla's junk have done this?
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Rapier Ape
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Rapier Ape
Expiration Date: 11/07/2031 | Rated: TV-MA
Jack and the Xtacles discover they're facing a villain even rape-ier than they imagined.
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Another Ape With a Sword
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Another Ape With a Sword
Expiration Date: 11/07/2027 | Rated: TV-MA
Mr. Ford and Bigsby fail to stop what they only can conclude is an overnight raping.
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100% Rape-Proof
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100% Rape-Proof
Expiration Date: 11/07/2029 | Rated: TV-MA
Stan is pissed at everyone. Including Lincoln.
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Oh, It Matters
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Oh, It Matters
Expiration Date: 11/07/2031 | Rated: TV-MA
The Xtacles are men of murderous conclusions. Also, they really want the hologram to be hot.
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Funbeard's
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Funbeard's
Expiration Date: 11/07/2029 | Rated: TV-MA
Prepare yourself for a swashbucklin' good time with your plastic cutlass and rum-colored liquid!
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Anti-Rape Boosh
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Anti-Rape Boosh
Expiration Date: 11/07/2029 | Rated: TV-MA
The Xtacles, who are basically guy pretending to be heroes, beat the living crap out of guys pretending to be pirates, who are basically innocent.
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Almost Rape-Proof
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Almost Rape-Proof
Expiration Date: 11/07/2029 | Rated: TV-PG
President Stan's new statue is guaranteed 100% rape-proof. In the ass.