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Expiration Date: 11/07/2029 | Rated: TV-MA
Rating: 8
Brace for impact. And back story.
Expiration Date: 11/07/2031 | Rated: TV-MA
Rating: 9
President Stan gently eases the schoolchildren into the realities of this harsh world.
Expiration Date: 11/07/2027 | Rated: TV-MA
Rating: 9
Mr. Ford helps jump the Xcaliber.
Expiration Date: 11/07/2027 | Rated: TV-MA
Rating: 9
The Xtacles activate Alex, the Xcaliber's automated help program, to distract Jack so they can all have a party. And maybe if they have time, not get them all killed.
Expiration Date: 11/07/2027 | Rated: TV-MA
Rating: 9
The Xtacles might be the only ones able to solve the latest crisis, if only they weren't drunk and if only they weren't responsible for it to begin with.
Expiration Date: 11/07/2029 | Rated: TV-MA
Rating: 9
Ed learns some very disturbing things about his uniform.
Expiration Date: 11/07/2029 | Rated: TV-MA
Rating: 9
Jack remains unconvinced of Alex's command strategy. Take that, mountain!
Expiration Date: 11/07/2031 | Rated: TV-MA
Rating: 10
President Stan is highly impressed with the Xtacles' battle tactics. Alex isn't, but who cares; she's not real.
Expiration Date: 11/07/2031 | Rated: TV-MA
Rating: 8
President Stan unveils the Stanument, which is desecrated in the ass.
Expiration Date: 11/07/2027 | Rated: TV-MA
Rating: 10
Could a gorilla's junk have done this?
Expiration Date: 11/07/2031 | Rated: TV-MA
Rating: 9
Jack and the Xtacles discover they're facing a villain even rape-ier than they imagined.
Expiration Date: 11/07/2027 | Rated: TV-MA
Rating: 9
Mr. Ford and Bigsby fail to stop what they only can conclude is an overnight raping.
Expiration Date: 11/07/2029 | Rated: TV-MA
Rating: 9
Stan is pissed at everyone. Including Lincoln.
Expiration Date: 11/07/2031 | Rated: TV-MA
Rating: 9
The Xtacles are men of murderous conclusions. Also, they really want the hologram to be hot.
Expiration Date: 11/07/2029 | Rated: TV-MA
Rating: 9
Prepare yourself for a swashbucklin' good time with your plastic cutlass and rum-colored liquid!
Expiration Date: 11/07/2029 | Rated: TV-MA
Rating: 9
The Xtacles, who are basically guy pretending to be heroes, beat the living crap out of guys pretending to be pirates, who are basically innocent.
Expiration Date: 11/07/2029 | Rated: TV-PG
Rating: 9
President Stan's new statue is guaranteed 100% rape-proof. In the ass.
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