EXTINGUISH YOUR IGNORANCE
Think you know about American history? You don't. Reeducate yourself with these painstakingly researched glimpses of how this country came to be. Journey to 1776 and come to grips with how Thomas Jefferson got the words of the Declaration of Independence off his chest. See how our Founding Fathers foiled a non-fab British invasion. Then travel to 1782 and learn how America chose the Great Seal of the United States with the aid of a cock. And before you ask, indeed, Thomas Jefferson's lycanthropy is touched upon.
Your whirlwind tour of suppressed history skips to the year 1800. The long-standing rumor of Thomas Jefferson being a telekinetic sea creature gets authoritatively answered. Discover the soggy origin of the Library of Congress. Then mosey to 1804 to witness the shocking creation of our third vice president (and perennial trivia answer) Aaron Burr. The famed Hamilton/Burr duel is meticulously recreated. Eat your heart out, Ken Burns.